Blue Movie

Much as I admire Pynchon, I have to say that I am really enjoying the sensation of leaving him behind and drifting into the world of Terry Southern. Not that Southern’s world is completely different from Pynchon’s, but it is a lot simpler and easier to deal with. On the first page of Blue Movie we are at a Hollywood party where a producer named Sid Krassman is telling a joke about a frustrated starlet. The punchline has the starlet asking desperately “Who do I have to fuck to get off this picture?” Pynchon could almost have created this scene. But Pynchon would have sandwiched it between a couple of far more abstruse passages and somehow given the whole package a mysterious depth as if the joke were being told atop a thin and fragile membrane above a bottomless cauldron of darkness and mystery. If you’d rather skip that part, you need Terry Southern.

Southern was a novelist, screenwriter, occasional teacher, and habitual methamphetamine user whose work wove in and out of a long list of 60’s and 70’s cultural phenomena. He worked on Easy Rider, Dr. Strangelove, Barbarella, Casino Royale, The Cincinnati Kid, and other films. He was a long-time friend of Peter Sellars and is said to have collaborated with Sellers on much of the dialog that Sellers added to the Pink Panther films. He wrote novels, short fiction and magazine articles and Tom Wolfe credits him for having invented new journalism with his 1962 Esquire article “Twirling at Ole Miss.” He even worked for a while for Saturday Night Live–though not during its best years or his.

Terry Southern may be remembered more for his screenwriting than for his fiction, but Blue Movie has always been a sentimental favorite of mine. The story begins when a very successful and jaded Hollywood director gets the idea of making the ultimate high-class porn movie–with well-known actors, highest quality production values, and no limits on what could be shown. Somewhat to his surprise, a producer–the aforementioned Sid Krassman–finds a way to arrange some major financing for the project. What follows is often funny but seldom very subtle. The characters are depthless caricatures bordering on stereotypes. Some of the explicit sex scenes are charming in their way but some others just go on and on in obsessive detail. (I can’t help speculating that meth use might account for some of that.) The result is a book that is embarrassing even to own. I probably got rid of my first copy partly for that reason.

Why then, when I saw it in Powell’s in the late 90’s, did I buy another one? And why is it still with me, having survived the great purge? I don’t know. Possibly because Southern is brilliantly hilarious in short bursts and, overall, the satire is so unflinching and so accurate. And in fact, Blue Movie only seems to be about sex. It’s more about depicting Hollywood culture, which Southern sees as an amalgam of sexism, racism, vulgarity, venality, and monstrous ego. When it was published in 1970, it seems that few of us were really listening. As a broader culture, did we think Southern was just kidding? Did we not want to know or did we not really care? Probably all three played a part. When I bought a new edition of Blue Movie at Powell’s in the 90’s, it was as if its message had been completely forgotten. Beginning with a dedication to “the great Stanley K.” and featuring an opening quote from T. S. Eliot, it was a 70’s curiosity that came with a garish new 90’s cover, and it was published by Grove Press, which was itself a famous name long past its glory days. A sentimental choice indeed.

So what about these days? Well, Southern’s novels are hardly well known, but in the last few years, the racist and sexist aspects of Hollywood have certainly got some widespread attention. So that’s a kind of vindication for him. As for venality, vulgarity and ego, those may hang on a little longer; they’re generally doing well in many parts of the country. Which reminds me that whatever you think of Donald Trump, one thing is certain. If he were a character in a Terry Southern novel, he’d fit right in.

It Started as a Blog about Books

I’ve always loved books, both to read and simply as magical objects to own. The text of a book presents an entire new world, so owning a book is like owning a  universe in a box. That’s cool enough. But you also get all the accoutrements of the box itself: the ritual naming of author and title, the dates of the printings, and all the various sorts of blurbs and cover styles. I’m fond of it all and I accumulated a lot of books over the years. In terms of the tried and true method used by interior decorators everywhere, I had thirty-two linear feet of books.

I was coming to understand that possessions are a burden. I began feeling that my masses of books were no longer a comfort. Instead, they chafed at me. In 2017, as I prepared to change houses, I knew that some or all of them would have to go. In the event, I chose to retain just a very few. I sold or gave away the rest.

But how to proceed? I decided to work category by category. That had the advantage of simplicity, for I had only three categories: Work, Other, and Novels. The first two and a half feet of the purge were easy; I just tossed the whole shelf of Work. The Other group was took up three and a half feet. I didn’t throw it all out, but when I finished sorting, it was down to six inches: one inch of Chuang Tzu and five inches of poetry. 

Then came the novels and that was harder. Eventually I got rid of all of them. But as I did so, I couldn’t help noticing which ones were the hardest to part with. As I looked at them, I wondered to myself, why these? My attempts to answer that question form the subject of The Last Bookshelf.

  1. Zane Grey    Riders of the Purple Sage
  2. Philip K Dick    The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch, The Clans of the Alphane Moon
  3. Nathanael West     Miss Lonelyhearts,  Day of the Locust
  4. Vladimir Nabokov    Pale Fire
  5. John Hawkes      The Blood Oranges, Death Sleep and the Traveller, Travesty
  6. Thomas Pynchon    Gravity’s Rainbow
  7. Terry Southern     Blue Movie
  8. Margaret Atwood    Surfacing
  9. Paul Bowles    The Sheltering Sky
  10. John Fowles    Daniel Martin
  11. James Crumley   Dancing Bear
  12. Marilynne Robinson    Housekeeping
  13. Graham Greene   The Third Man
  14. Louis De Bernieres  Corelli’s Mandolin, Birds Without Wings
  15. Haruki Murakami  Norwegian Wood, Kafka on the Shore, Colorless Tsukuru Tazaki and His Years of Pilgrimage
  16. David Weber   (8 Honor Harrington books, beginning with On Basilisk Station)
  17. Mario Vargas Llosa    Bad Girl
  18. Orhan Pamuk   Snow
  19. Cao Xueqin and Gao E    The Story of the Stone / The Dream of the Red Chamber
  20. Laura Restrepo   Delirio